Excuse me, Mr. Travolta.
You are one of the few people who probably has enough money to BUY all of Haiti.
Would you mind hopping into your personal 737 and flying a planeload of supplies down to Haiti?
Oh and would you mind paying for all of it too, while you're at it?
RESPONSE 6 MONTHS AGO:
Go away. I am secluded in my private compound. Leave me alone.
I am facing my own personal tragedy.
RESPONSE NOW:
Sure! Gas up the jet! Load up those supplies. Oh,
By the Way......make sure you get a GOOD picture of me waving out of the window, I'm so damned cool, I can fly my OWN Jet.
Jet? Jett? Hmmmmmmm.....
Oh yeah Jett. It's what he would have wanted me to do.
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